{"product_id":"ask-the-dog-tank-top-respect-the-order","title":"Ask the Dog Tank Top  (\"Respect The Order\")","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"150\" data-end=\"304\"\u003eIf it doesn’t come from the dog or the cat… It’s not getting approved.\u003cbr data-start=\"220\" data-end=\"223\"\u003eThis tank says exactly what everyone’s thinking—without you having to say a word.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"306\" data-end=\"441\"\u003eWith a relaxed fit and lightweight feel, it’s perfect for warm days, casual runs, or avoiding unnecessary human interaction altogether.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"443\" data-end=\"543\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"443\" data-end=\"453\"\u003eFront:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem data-start=\"454\" data-end=\"493\"\u003eAsk the Dog, The Cat and I don’t care\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"493\" data-end=\"496\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"496\" data-end=\"505\"\u003eBack:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem data-start=\"506\" data-end=\"543\"\u003eRespect the Order: Cat. Dog. Human.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"545\" data-end=\"591\"\u003eBecause in this house, the hierarchy is clear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber varies by color)\u003cbr\u003e- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz\/yd²) with a retail fit\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams for shape retention\u003cbr\u003e- Self-fabric binding and tear-away label for comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Runs true to size; made in Nicaragua\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: medium\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":56490329014575,"sku":"98238830163752090874","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":56490329047343,"sku":"29609886846783568202","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":56490329080111,"sku":"29239013180459487956","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":56490329112879,"sku":"20856863212373632718","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":56490329145647,"sku":"11728914313026611701","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":56490329178415,"sku":"17237572631114087872","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0911\/4281\/6047\/files\/20260409205428-1f134564-cd1d-6c64-8c57-9e6c2c292026.png?v=1775768414","url":"https:\/\/merchforseniors.com\/products\/ask-the-dog-tank-top-respect-the-order","provider":"Merch for Seniors","version":"1.0","type":"link"}