{"product_id":"i-survived-dating-before-apps","title":"I Survived Dating Before Apps","description":"\u003ch2 data-start=\"139\" data-end=\"177\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"142\" data-end=\"177\"\u003eI Survived Dating Before Apps\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"179\" data-end=\"204\"\u003eLet’s clear something up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"206\" data-end=\"385\"\u003eThis tee delivers the truth with humor and zero apologies. 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